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Neurosis Theatre: Emo SUCKS! edition

May 25th, 2006

x1984x May 25, 2006 2:30 PM


PFR Dork May 25, 2006 3:02 PM

Yay panic at the disco!!! Not sure I get the context of Peppermint Patty though…


x1984x May 25, 2006 3:09 PM

Does this help?


PFR Dork May 25, 2006 3:10 PM

Not particularly. Your pictograms make no sense…I need the Rosetta Stone to interpret your meaning…


x1984x May 25, 2006 3:24 PM

Here you go!!!

If you look closely at the bottom it clearly reads:
“Emo sucks and Angela Green is in love with a sexually ambiguous 18 year old.”


PFR Dork May 25, 2006 3:30 PM

I love you too.

Kisses.


x1984x May 25, 2006 3:55 PM

Wait… Wait… There’s still more lines on the parchment:
“…sexually ambiguous 18 year old WITH PEPPERMINT PATTY HAIR!”


PFR Dork May 25, 2006 4:00 PM

Sexually ambiguous he may be, but he’s got more money than you and I will ever see.

And big, lucious lips…

MMM Yummy gayboy.


x1984x May 25, 2006 4:17 PM

Oh. OH! OH!! It’s all beginning to make sense…
You’re just jealous of him! And his giant Angelina Jolie lips!!!

MacCollFan: FUCK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
johnx1984x: hahahahahahaha
MacCollFan: Spit my water out.


PFR Dork May 25, 2006 4:19 PM

Why would I be jealous??? He totally wants me.


PFR Dork May 25, 2006 4:21 PM

Don’t make me put a Panic! at the Disco song on my profile. Everytime you come see it, you’ll have to listen to my gay BF singing to me….


x1984x May 25, 2006 4:32 PM


PFR Dork May 25, 2006 4:33 PM

I bow down to that. You are the winner.

That is the most awesome comment EVER.


x1984x May 25, 2006 4:38 PM

I WIN!


(16:59:55) johnx1984x: is it safe to blog now?
(17:00:20) MacCollFan: Totally.
(17:00:24) MacCollFan: You are the winner.
(17:00:28) johnx1984x: hahahahaha
(17:00:31) MacCollFan: I bow down to you, oh king of the comments.
(17:00:41) johnx1984x: i learned from the best

p.s. Surveys Are Boring

May 23rd, 2006

1) How old do you wish you were?
Anything between 18 and 27 would be great for me now. Since I’ll be just 12 months away from THIRTY tomorrow!!!

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
All comfy asleep in my warm bed. Then my mom practically busted the door down and told me to turn the tv on. She got real pissed when I said how brilliant an attack that was! In case you didn’t know most people are incapable of holding more than one idea in their head at once!!

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Cram them full of fireworks… Wait… You didn’t hear that from me!

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
As long as you don’t piss me off.

5) What made you smile today?
One of Leeloo’s new pictures.

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
This is actually an interesting question… hmm…probably Japanese since I like the j-punk so much. But they say Japanese is REALLY hard to learn!

7) What is your favorite part of the day?
Spending time with a special someone.

8) What do you consider a vacation?
Pretty much anything away from here! I’ve never had a real vacation.

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
I don’t believe in voodoo.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
I would move for anyone! ANYONE!!!

11) Are you touchy feely?
If it’s the right person.

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Personally I need alot in common with someone to get interested. But you grow through the differences.

13) In one sentence, explain what ended your last relationship:
Who needs a whole sentence?! Psycho.

14) Last thing you said aloud?
I would imagine it was “HAHAHA!!!” since Conan was on a while ago.

15) Last thing someone else said aloud?
“FOUR DOLLARS?!?!?”; “Yeah! I bought him mouthwash.” - bitch.

16) What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Just getting to sleep! Stayed up talking all night.

17) What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
This survey is taking forever… And listening to Jawbreaker.

18) Do you trust people easily?
What a wonderfully complicated question. Not at all! But I don’t have much to hide either.

19) What are your phobias?
Losing everyone I love and dying alone. Why is this thing getting depressing…

20) Do you want kids?
Are you kidding?? They’d be MONSTERS!!!

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
Wanna know something lame? These stupid surveys are very journal-like!

22) Where would you rather be right now?
California.

23) What is your favorite tv show?
Conan O’Brien. Oh and Scrubs. Goddamn it’s funny! And The Simpsons and Family Guy…

24) Something that happened to you in 1985?
I turned 8 years old.

25) Are you paranoid?
Who said that?

26) Are you impatient?
Completely and not at all.

27) Who can you relate to?
My friends or else they wouldn’t be my friends!

28) What color is your toothbrush?
The color of fungus…yummy!

29) Have you been burned by love?
Hasn’t everyone?

30) What’s your life motto?
Never take the small pleasures for granted! They mean the most in the end.

31) Where is your best friend right now?
Too damn far away. Marilyn…best ever.

32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching Conan.

33) What is out your back door?
The outside world… AAAAAGH!!! Natural light!!!

34) Do you feel accepted by your family?
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!

35) What color shirt are you wearing?
White and full of holes.

36) What kind of winter coat do you have?
Leather all the way!

37) Last thing you bought?
A bunch of shit from No Idea that totalled all of $21. Fuck yeah!

38) What did you have for dinner last night?
Soup…and I spilled it on myself taking it out of the microwave. Burned the PISSSS out of my hand!!! Almost took the skin off when I was wiping it off. Nice!

39) What time did you wake up today?
Which time???

40) Current worry?
I realized my dad is losing his mind today. Senility, alzheiemers, too many years of drugs and alcohol, something… And regardless of how much I hate the son of a bitch it still bothers me. Which pissed me off a little. Fuck…it’s my dad! And this survey sucked.

Imaginary War

May 20th, 2006

Are chores for bores?
No…surveys are for bores!

Can you hold your own in a fight?
“I’d start swinging instead of holding my junk.”
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Is Tarantino a cinematic genius or a crude, derivative schlockmeister?
Dude is kind of creepy! But he’s done some good movies… Why didn’t I say something clever?!

Did your parents never allow friends round after school?
Friends?? SCHOOL?!? HAHAHAHA!!!!! Actually my mom was so stupid that when I would come home in the middle of the day and say “we’re just taking a break” she didn’t know we were SKIPPING!

Do you consider yourself the epitome of cool?
You fucking wish you were me.

Should breaking wind in public be a criminal offence?
No…only trying to pick up your teeth with broken fingers.

Do you always wash your cup after using it?
Totally! I wouldn’t want to catch any of my own germs. YUCK!!!

Does the fact that the world will be engulfed by the Sun in around 4 billion years bother you?
I do plan on living forever… Aren’t you?!?

Do you belong to Mensa?
I’ve never even been to the southern hemisphere. Get it? GET IT?!

Am I the only one who screws up burning CDs?
You’re in Mensa but you can’t even burn a fucking cd???

If you had to, would you fuck Elvis?
Would I!!! Just not the bloated Vegas years…

Do you find completing surveys fulfilling?
How sad would I be if I needed myspace surveys for fulfillment in my life???

…..yes.

Can you iron worth a rats ass?
Nothing quite like the smell of rat’s ass on my freshly ironed undies.

Are people forbidden to wear shoes in your home?
Nope. Just clothes.

Do you know how many CDs are in your collection?
Pretty much. I am a little obsessive/compulsive after all!

Is your music collection alphabetised?
Abso-fucking-lutely! How could I find anything otherwise??? My mp3s are even seperated out by country. You may bow down to my music-geek-status (complete lack of a life) now…

Do you know your RAM from your ROM?
I know how to operate a light switch too. I’m specccccccial!

Can you change a plug without the result blacking out half the neighborhood?
I was one of those toddlers that thought sticking shit in the outlet was a good idea. Yes, I remember doing it. No, it was not fun! So if a toddler can operate an outlet (somewhat) properly… You’re in Mensa??????

Do you vacuum every day?
Is that…some sort of drug reference?

Do you have a `must watch TV program that youd kill for rather than miss?
Who do I have to kill? I get mighty pissed when I miss Conan!

Have you ever installed Windows without having a mental breakdown?
heh…does it count if the mental breakdown preceded?

Do you own more than ten books?
*ahem* Two words… Star Trek Geek.

Can you cook without the risk of making people barf?
My parents didn’t teach me how to cook so…yes!

You turn up to a party and someones wearing the same outfit as you: do you die, kill them or leave?
First off…I’m a dude. I don’t wear “outfits”! Secondly…I’m not emo. I could give a fuck!

Have you ever puked in someone elses home?
hahaha…all over the toilet, floor, into the vent… Hell, I might have got some on the CEILING too! Pipe tobacco, weed, beer, cigarettes, and peppermint schnapps don’t mix well with 15 year olds!

Do you know the formula for solving a quadratic equation?
…yet you can’t even burn a cd or plug in a lamp without blacking out the entire neighborhood.

Have you seen Jerry Springer The Musical?
Nope…only Lord Of The Rings the Musical. My favorite part is when Golem comes out, strips, and runs around NAKED at the end!

Does the Euclidean algorithm for computing the greatest common divisor of two integers mean anything to you?
Nope but you’re a gassy germophobe that wants to do unholy things to Elvis’ corpse.

Have you been fired from a job for persistent tardy, or non, attendance?
Only for attempted murde……………. uh, NO!

Did you ever win a prize at school?
Yeah I won all kinds of worthless junk in elementary school. Who cares?

Do you carry spare nylons with you in case you or a friend get a run?
Only if we’re ON the run! You’ve seen those fuzzy 7-11 surveilance videos…

If the severed heads of everyone who uses Linux were lined up end to end would you even care?
Maybe if you piled them all up in the shape of a penguin?

Can you spell defenestration?
I…can’t…READ!!! But I can fucking spell. Is that backwards?

Do you know what it means?
It’s a method of execution that has a sudden stop at the end. ie: throwing someone out a window. I miss Dark Angel…

Is Bono God?
Dude…you got some creepy celebrity crushes.

Have you ever displayed your genitals in public?
Define…public?

Do you pretend to become slightly orgasmic at the thought of vampire lust?
Only barbed-wire love.

Can you tell me which song thats from?
Look it up yourself you pretensious Mensa know-it-all!

Have you read The Lord Of The Rings?
Just the Musical. Pay attention!

Do you quote verses from The Bible to passers-by in the street?
No I quote versus from They Live!
“This world may have blinded me, but the Lord has let me SEE!”
“You, you’re okay. This one…real fuckin’ ugly!”
“The world needs a wakeup call. We’re gonna phone it in.”
etc, etc, etc.

Can you juggle?
Women?

Do you think bouncy castles are fun?
Women?

Are the majority of your clothes designer dry clean only?
The majority of my clothes are full of holes.

Have you ever glued your fingers together on purpose?
Superglue is FUN!!! Even more fun when you’re out of nail polish remover… *RIP!*

Do you like mueseli?
You spelled Mussolini wrong, dickwad.

Is batique cool?
Can’t spell barbeque either?!?

Do you smoke French cigarettes?
You smoke French cocks. They call them “fags” in europe.

Do you visit the hairdresser more than once a month?
Interesting question… Depends on how schizophrenic I am at the moment. Seeing as I cut my own hair.

Is your feng shui good?
“And for the corner I have this soothing fountain that only costs an extra $500…”
*plugs fountain in and sounds like diesel engine*

Have you ever been threatened with being committed to an asylum?
*ahem* PAY ATTENTION!!!

Where do you feel more at home: the burbs or the ghetto?
Ohhhhhhh…I get it! Another Elvis reference!

Ever made excuses to skip gym class?
Excuses? Who needs excuses?!? After you’ve cried from having to wear those horrible short-shorts for long enough people tend to cut you a wide berth.

Did you instead have to sit it out, watch the others in your stockinged feet and be made to feel like a dweeb?
No…feeling like a dweeb would SUCK! I was just a crier.

Have you ever denied a MySpace friend request on a random whim of spite?
Is that why you’re so bitter? No one wants to be your friend?

Was Jello Biafra right on in his mayoral campaign with his policy of business people having to dress like clowns during working hours?
*gasp* Best question EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Michael Moore the voice of a nation or a fat slob?
More of a fat slob that’s the voice of reason to people with sensibilities.

Do you summer in The Hamptons?
Started on a summer sunday… Pink dress on the setting sun. We were going to grandma’s hou… Wait. WHAT?!? Who said that?

Have you got sexually aroused while reading American Psycho?
More like a sudden urge to gouge my eyes out and attempt to vomit into the vacant ocular sockets.

Do you wish you were Marilyn Manson?
God DAMN I’d hate to see the “special box” you’ve got tucked under your bed!!! You want to have gay sex with Manson, Bono, and the corpse of Elvis all at once. FREAK!!!!!!!!!

Can you quote Pi to more than three decimal places?
3.14159 off the top of my head.

Do you like pie?
Sugar is sugar is sugar.

Whats the worst insult you can think of?
“Are you in Mensa?” OH!

Did you have a lazy eye as a child and have to wear a patch occasionally?
No but I had a lazy testical… What?

Do you have imaginary friends?
Are they still technically “imaginary” if you can hear them?

Do you prefer them to your real ones?
HAH! Me?! With REAL friends?!?!?

Are spiders webs indoors: trendy pseudo goth chic, a disgrace, or a neat way of keeping the flies down?
More of a sign of laziness. But who cares about dusting the fucking corners?

Have you have ECT?
Am I pregnant?

Do you believe awesomest is a proper word?
Proper FUNNY in the right context!

Have you ever frequently wished you were dead?
If wishes were horses then everyone would get a ride.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Depends on how many pairs of shoes he goes through first.

Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea?
Yeah they’re so 20th century.

Have you ever spelled out words on your calculator?
Was I ever in Jr. High?

Are Beavis and Butt-head your role models?
Nope… Patrick Stewart is the only person that can claim that distinction!

Does the 30th anniversary edition of Night Of The Living Dead blow chunks?
I’ll take Evil Dead anyday.

Do you like your (wo)men like you do your coffee?
Non-existant? NO!

Have you ever discussed Chekov at a dinner party?
Why certainly! I invite all my pale, overweight, sexually ambiguous Star Trek friends over JUST to do that!!!

Did you think I meant the dude from Star Trek?
No…you twat. But I’m surprised you didn’t ask about Sulu since he’s the gay one.

Have you ever held your breath until you turned blue?
Broken hearts are blue, it’s not just me and you…

Would you insist on a change of sheets if someone else had slept in your bed?
If it’s a stinkin’ hippy, masturbating bear type…yes!

Do you make your bed with hospital corners?
I haven’t made my bed in about a decade!

Should Eric Clapton die NOW?
That’s about the first smart thing you’ve said Mr. Mensa ponce.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep at night over unfulfilled dreams?
It’s refered to as the “daily nightly”.

Is an ‘ohm’ to you something that meditating dudes chant?
Obviously.

Do you suffer from an OCD?
Can you really call it “suffering” when it’s so much FUNNN???

Do you wish you had a complete set of Star Wars action figures?
Oh HELL yes! Just so I could line up all those loser Star Wars fans, smash their precious action figures on the sidewalk with a hammer, and watch them cry.

Does whats the worst that can happen? sound like a portent, or a challenge to you?
heh…a challenge that I’m always too stupid to not turn down!

Can you lick your own eyebrows?
Who do I look like? Gene Simmons?!

Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous?
I’m not even mistaken for myself. Who said that?!

Do you know the difference between being ‘anally retentive’ and ‘constipated?’
Seeing your odd sexual habits I decline to answer this question.

Have you ever walked doggy doo into someones home?
Why certainly.

Was it on purpose?
You know it! There’s nothing like the smell of doggy doo in the morning. It smells like…feculence.

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
Are you 6 years old?

Have you ever fantasised about being eaten by an octopus?
Goddamn and you keep asking if I’M mentally ill with all these sick fantisies you have?!

Are either of your parents in prison for a felony?
Prison, prison, dead, prison.

Do you own a Persian rug?
I’m doing good to just not fall through the floor, buddy.

Who does the Moon belong to?
Hundreds if not thousands of people. It’s for sale!

Did you feel a particular question was directed at you personally?
Only the question about filling out surveys. Bitch.

Fantastic Planet

May 6th, 2006

Using my media player shuffle, I came up with these:

Opening credits: Right About You - Doctor Bison (interesting)

Waking up: Skin Deep - Frankie Stubbs (hmm…)

Average day: Little White God - Leatherface (HAH!)

First date: It’s Just An Excuse - Spermbirds (….for what?)

Falling in love: Apathy Is A Greater Threat To Democracy Than Terrorism Ever Was - Four Dumb Kids (Why yes…I DO fall in love with music!)

Fight scene: Land Of The Brave - Mecht Mensch (heh…)

Breaking up: Subterranean Zone - Four Letter Word (ever so ironic)

Getting back together: I’ll Never Forget You - Hüsker Dü (HAHAHA!!!)

Secret love: Holland In Not - Turbostaat (German translation please?)
well, “holland in not” is hard to translate “one-to-one”. its a german “saying”. directly translated it means: the netherlands in danger. its used when you`re in a sudden hopeless and bad situation where you cant seem to get out. guess the origin of this expression lies in the situation that the netherlands are a country below sea-level and have/had problems with the north-sea flooding the country very often…….so its a kind of metaphor……hope this helps….
(thanks Steffen!)

Life’s okay: Everybody Had It With You - The Last (this is too damn funny)

Mental breakdown: (I’m Gonna) Make You Scream - Battalion Of Saints (TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!)

Driving: Old Elvis - Frankie Stubbs (eh? well I do drive like an old lady)

Learning a lesson: Die A Slave - Unwanted (…ok)

Deep thought: Now - Jawbreaker (yes sir!)

Flashback: The Prescience Of Dawn - The Weakerthans (this survey ROCKS!)

Partying: ALL - Descendents (YES!!!)

Happy dance: We Need To Make Some Changes - The Phoenix Foundation (in order to…yes)

Regretting: Crazy ’bout You - Nastyfacts (those are often regretable)

Long night alone: Bloodbath - Nunfuckers (HAHAHAHAHAH!!!)

Death scene: Rant - Jesse (…as I wander around my ranting and raving mind!)

Same song, different tune!

April 24th, 2006

Ok…so this survey was incredibly boring and repetitive!!! But all the (MIA) questions gave me an idea… Answer all in song titles! It took forever but it was kind of fun. Try it if you dare!!! And you can’t use the same songs twice.

1. Second grade teacher’s name:
Descendents - Mr. Bass

2. Last person you kissed:
Feederz - Avon Lady

3. Last word you said:
Tar Babies - The Word

4. Last song you sang:
The Cut Ups - A Song Of Regret And Lament

5. Last person you hugged:
Subhumans - Animal

6. Last thing you laughed at:
Poison Idea - Ballad Of A Pre-Op

7. What’s in your CD player:
Big Boys - Mutant Rock

8. MIA
The Germs - Sex Boy

9. What socks are you wearing:
The Weakerthans - None Of The Above

10. What’s under your bed:
TonyALL - Guitar Case

11. Current status:
Spermbirds - Kill Me Quick

12. Current taste:
ALL - Crazy?

13. Current hair style:
The Last - It’s My Hair

14. Current clothes:
Shatterhand - Face The Mirror

15. Current Job:
Leatherface - Don’t Work

16. Current longing:
Big Boys - Work

17. Current desktop picture:
The Avengers - Paint It Black

18. Current worry:
Jawbreaker - Do You Still Hate Me?

19. Current hate:
ALL - Silence

20. Story behind your username:
Subhumans - Where’s The Freedom?

21. Current favorite article of clothing:
Jawbreaker - Shirt

22. Favorite physical feature(s):
The Last - Red Hair

23. Last CD that you bought:
Hooton 3 Car - Things

24. Favorite place to be:
China Drum - Somewhere Else

25. Least favorite place:
Broccoli - Home

26. Time you wake up in the morning:
Shatterhand - 7 Hours Too Late

27. If you could play a new instrument, what would it be?:
Really Red - I Refuse To Sing

28. MIA
The Germs - Manimal

29. Current favorite word/saying:
AK47 - Go Fuck Yourself

30. Favorite book:
Drive - Light Reads Heat

31. Favorite Movies:
Big Boys - Movies

32. Favorite Songs:
Jesse - Dog Song

33. MIA
The Germs - What We Do Is Secret

34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to:
ALL - Mary

35. Favorite days:
Leatherface - Springtime

36. Where do you want to go:
Dead Kennedys - California Uber Alles

37. What is your career going to be:
China Drum - Loser

38. MIA
The Germs - We Must Bleed

39. What kind of car will you have:
Big Boys - Frat Cars

40. A random lyric:
I Hate Myself - Caught In A Flood With The Captain Of The Cheerleading Squad

41. eye color:
The Germs - Communist Eyes

42. Hair Color:
Annalise - Short Straw Wins

43. Righty or Lefty:
Leatherface - Right Reverand

44. MIA
The Germs - Land Of Treason

45. Zodiac Sign:
Jawbreaker - Gemini

46. Innie or Outtie:
Husker Du - I Don’t Know For Sure

DESCRIBE…
47. Your heritage:
Urinals - I’m White And Middle Class

48. The shoes you wore today:
ALL - On Foot

49. Your hair:
Spermbirds - We Don’t Care

50. Your weakness:
Mau Maus - Sex Girls In Uniform

51. Your fears:
Big Boys - No Love

52. Your most recent secret?:
Shonben - Keep A Secret

53. MIA
The Germs - Strange Notes

54. Your thoughts first waking up:
Annalise - Everyday There’s A New Reason To Do The Right Thing

55. The first feature you notice in the opposite sex:
Descendents - Silly Girl

56. Your bedtime:
The Urchin - I Hate The Morning

57. Your most missed companion:
The Victims - High School Girls

58. Your perfect pizza:
Descendents - I Like Food

59. Sweet & Chewy or Salty & Crunchy:
Annalise - Revolution Food

60. Single or group dates:
The Phoenix Foundation - Sometimes I’m Best Left Alone

61. Dogs or Cats:
Dead Kennedys - The Man With The Dogs

62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Nirvina - Pennyroyal Tea

63. Chocolate or vanilla:
Alice Cooper - Unfinished Sweet

64. Cappuccino or coffee?:
Descendents - Coffee Mug

DO YOU…
65. Smoke:
Minor Threat - Straight Edge

66. Curse:
The Avengers - Fuck You

67. Sing:
Wordbug - Dog Skinned Alive

68. Take a shower everyday:
Porcelain Boys - Squeaky Clean

69. Have a crush:
Big Boys - No

70. MIA
The Germs - Throw It Away

71. Think you’ve been in love:
ALL - I Hate To Love

72. Want to go to college:
Alice Cooper - School’s Out

73. Want more than what you got:
The Adicts - Gimmie More

74. Want to get married:
Descendents - Marriage

75. Type w/ your fingers on the right keys:
ALL - She Broke My Dick

76. Think you’re attractive:
F - No

77. Think you’re a health freak:
Gorilla Biscuits - Good Intentions

78. Get along with your parents:
Frantix - My Dad’s A Fucking Alcoholic

79. Play an instrument:
Sinkin’ Ships - Bad Bad Bad

IN THE PAST 3 months:
80. Drink:
I Excuse - No Thanks

81. Smoke:
Subhumans - Cancer

82. Done a drug:
Wordbug - Everything And Nothing

83. Made out:
The Weirdos - It Means Nothing

84. Go on a date:
Four Letter Word - Nothing To Offer

85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos:
Angry Samoans - My Old Man’s A Fatso

86. Have you eaten sushi:
Alice Cooper - Sick Things

87. Been dumped:
Caustic Soda - Welcome To Dumpsville, Population You

88. Made homemade cookies:
Agent Orange (nl) - Your Mother Sucks Cock In Hell

89. Been in love:
Pagans - What’s This Shit Called Love

90. Gone skinny dipping:
ALL - The Skin

91. Dyed your hair:
Subhumans - Peroxide

92. Stolen anything:
AK47 - Stolen Lives

HAVE YOU EVER.
93. Had too much to drink:
Leatherface - Hops And Barley

94. Been caught cheating:
Black Cougar Shock Unit - Dewey, Cheatam And Howe

95. Been called a tease:
The News - Dirty Lies

96. Got beaten up:
Big Boys - Fight Back

97. Changed who you were to fit in:
Subhumans - Labels

98. Cried at something beautiful:
Necros - Crying Form

99. Spent too much money on something you didn’t need?:
Shatterhand - Blood Money

100. Cried when someone died:
Reno Divorce - Laugh Now Cry Later

onerous

March 31st, 2006

YOU CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD!!! NO EXPLANATIONS

One Word Survey:

1. Yourself: living-dead
2. Your Lover: non-existant
3. Your Hair: short
4. Your Mother: murderer
5. Your Father: drunk
6. Your Favorite Item: computer
7. Your Dream Last Night: ghosts
8. Your Favorite Drink: greentea
9. Your Dream Home: California
10. The Room You Are In: kitchen
11. Your Pet: cancerfied
12. Who You Are Now: nothing
13. Who You Want to be in Ten Years: something
14. What You Want to be in Ten Years: free
15. What You’re Not: happy
16. Your Best Friend: died
17. One of Your Wishlist Items: employment
18. Your Gender: Iceman
19. The Last Thing You Did: talkradio
20. What You Are Wearing: clothes
21. Your Favorite Weather: warm
22. Your Favorite Book: 1984
23. The Last Thing You Ate: pasta
24. Your Life: Descendents
25. Your Mood: hungry

The Onion

March 26th, 2006

10 LAYERS OF YOU

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Dead Man Walking
Birth date: May 24th 1977
Birth place: Modesto, CA
Hometown: There’s no place I’d call “home”.
Current Location: Purgatory, TN
Eye Color: Brown to the point of being black.
Hair Color: Brown.
Righty or Lefty: Righty.
Zodiac Sign: Gemini - The Twins.

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Mostly Portugese with some German and god knows what else.
What Shoes Did You Wear Today: Nada.
Your weakness: Insane women.
Your fears: Fuck you for asking.
Your perfect pizza: Pineapple and pepperoni.

LAYER THREE:
Your thoughts first waking up: “I so adore how my dreams torture me.”
Your best physical feature: Why answer when it doesn’t mean a goddamn thing?
Your bedtime: Whenever I finally fall asleep. Around 7am lately.
Your most missed memory: Gabe/Marilyn about 3 months into knowing her.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
McDonald’s or Burger King: Burger King.
Adidas or Nike: Slave labor.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Green Tea.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or coffee: No thanks.

LAYER FIVE:
Smoke: Hell no.
Swear: Like a drunk German sailor!
Like Being Single: I like being wanted.
Take a shower: Daily. I ain’t no stinkin’ hippy.
Have a crush(es): Fuck no.
Think you’ve been in love: Like Angela said… I wish I wish I wish I could say no…
Like(d) high school: I fucking hated it. But it was a little weird being just about the only punk surrounded by redneck hicks when “punk” broke.
Want to get married: No.
Do you believe in yourself?: I’m the only person I believe in.
Get motion sickness: Perhaps on boats.
Think you’re a health freak: I’m not particularly self-destructive but I’m not a health freak either.
Get along with your parents: They can burn in hell.

LAYER SIX:
Drank alcohol: Used to…unfortunately.
Gone on a date: Yeah.
Gone to the mall: Yeah and I grew to hate it quickly.
Been on stage: Yeah more than once. But not for anything special.
Eaten Sushi: Disgusting thought!
Gone skating: Sorta… I was always to gawky and awkward for that.
Gone skinny dipping: I sink like a stone so, no.

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Not that I recall.

LAYER EIGHT:
Age you hope to be married: meh.
Numbers of Children: NONE!
Describe your dream wedding: meh.

LAYER NINE: (for opposite sex)
Best eye color?: Depends on the girl.
Best hair color?: Depends on the girl.
Short or long hair: Depends on the girl.
Height: It would be tough finding a 6′3″ tall girl but it still depends!
type of clothing: You know what I’m gonna say by now…

LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of CD’s: Around 500 I guess.
Number of piercings: Only one in my ear that I grew sick of quickly.
Number of tattoos: None, never.
Number of times been on T.V: I think I was when we had a walkout when they started making us wear uniforms at PUBLIC school!
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: None that I know of but I get mentioned on websites kinda often now.
Number of scars on my body: About a billion… Even more on the inside!
Number of big things in my past that I regret: Regrets don’t change the past or the future.

Alice Cooper is always chasing rainbows.

March 14th, 2006

RED
1. Are you currently mad at someone?
Many, many someone’s.

2. Which of your friends has the worst temper?
Me. It’s hard to piss me off. And putting in the effort is a bad idea.

3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Absolutely.

4. Does your face turn red when you’re angry?
I doubt it. But I do get a nice facial tick.

5. When you’re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell/scream?
A little from column A… A little from column B…

ORANGE
1. Has anyone ever thrown you a suprise party?
Never have and never will.

2. Are you easily excited?
The only thing that excites me is new music. And most music sucks so, no.

3. What event is coming up that your most excited about?
There’s a couple of “big events” coming up, my 29th birthday and 10th high school reunion, but I look forward to neither.

4. Which of your friends is most exciteable?
So easy…Caroline.

5. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?
“FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!”

6. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
See Q and A to number 5.

YELLOW
1. Name?
x1984x

2. Where were you born?
Modesto.

3. What’s your main goal in life?
To see just how collosal of a failure I can become. I’m right on track!!!

4. Do you want to have children?
For the billionth time…NO!

5. How do you want to die?
Without regrets.

GREEN
1. Sex before marriage?
Absolutely. Is there ANY point in getting emotionally invested before lots of orgasms?!

2. Gay Marriage?
Thanks but I’ll stick to the ladies.

3. Lowering the drinking age?
As if 21 stops anyone?!

4. Capital Punishment?
Has it’s time and place. Certainly not in Texas!

5. Abortion?
Is a choice and a right. Didn’t you know we live in a grey world?

6. Recycling?
Is for the most part a waste of resources! People mostly do it to feel good about themselves but they’re not solving any problems in the process. Watch Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

BLUE
1. What was your latest dream?
The last one I had this morning was about a girl I hate. Some weird, potentially life threatening shit happened someplace public, that I can’t possibly explain. And after it was over I walked up to said girl, hugged her and whispered “I’m so sorry”, and started to walk off. But she pulled me back in and we stood there hugging for what felt like forever and it felt really good. Then I noticed the people walking by were staring at us but it was funny and we didn’t stop. Then she started getting squirmy and I woke up wondering what the fuck that was all about. Aren’t you glad you asked?!

2. Which of your friends do you dream about the most?
I usually don’t dream about real people but I have been alot lately.

3. Have any of your dreams come true?
Only the bad ones.

4. Do you usually remember your dreams?
About half of them for a little while.

5. What was the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
Too many to mention here!

PURPLE
1. Straight, Gay, Bi?
Monk.

2. do you have a bf/gf?
HAH!!!

3. Do you have a crush?
What’s the point in crushes?

4. Who is the best “hugger” that you know?
Gabe.

5. Do you believe in Love at first sight?
Maybe. There was a time or two…

6. Have you ever been in love?
Unfortunately.

Night Of The Living Surveys!

March 8th, 2006

Here’s how it works….There are 13 questions that you have to fill out about the THIRD person on your top 8. This is just to see if you know this person as well as you think! So start answering!

1) Name: Angela Greene (but she prefers ANGIE!)

2) Age: 28

3) Are they single? nope

4) How long have you known this person? About two and a half years…damn.

5) Are you related? We both come from the same redneck swine kind of family so sort of.

6) Where does this person live? La La Land.

7) How often do you see them? Online pretty often.

8) When was the last time you talked to them on the phone? I’d guess 6 months ago?

9) talked on Myspace? Last week.

10) talked on AIM? Earlier tonight.

11) How did you meet this person? She joined one of my leatherface mp3 groups, I saw her cd list, and it was all sunshine, lollypops, puppy dogs, and rainbows from there!

12) Are you pretty good friends? I call her my sister so I would say so.

13) When will you see this person next? Real world…probly never.

Repost this with “13 Questions about the Third Person in your top 8″

There’s nothing left inside of me…

March 6th, 2006

Finish the sentence:

My ex is:
Universally…evil.

Maybe I should:
Give up for good.

I love:
Music…the only thing that never lets me down.

I don’t understand:
How americans don’t understand english.

I lose:
My mind…chronically. And it sucks.

People say I’m:
Wierd…they be right.

Love is:
A disease.

Somewhere, someone is:
Thinking bad thoughts about me.

I will always:
Be myself and anyone that doesn’t like it can piss off.

Forever seems:
An impossibility.

I never want to:
Turn into what I hate.

I think the current President is:
A douchebag.

When I wake up in the morning:
The dreams become reality.

I get annoyed when:
People think they know me when in actuality they don’t know shit.

Parties are:
Pretty much lame and boring.

My dog is:
Dead.

Kisses are the worst when:
People don’t brush their tongue…yuck.

Today I:
Stopped caring a little more.

Tommorow i’m going to:
Probably do the same.

I really want:
People to stop making it their goal in life to piss me off.

I have low tolerance for people who:
Have the audacity to judge me.

If I had a million dollars:
I could buy “happiness”.