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Surveys: Episode Three - The boredom continues!

1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Geekiest?! uhh…the Star Trek soundtracks. Hah!

2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Whatever looks appetizing.

3. What is your guaranteed ‘weeping’ movie?
I’m not much of a cryer. The last one that did it was My Dog Skip.

4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Sorry…not that vain.

5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Nah. Only rational ones.

6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?
Well if I told you then you’d know my insecure moments now wouldn’t you!

7. Are you a pyromaniac?
Used to be!

8. Do you have too many love interests?
You can never love too many people.

9. Do you know anyone famous?
Totally depends on the definition of “know” and “famous”.

10. Describe your bed:
Big and empty.

11. Spontaneous or planned?
Both and neither.

12. Who should play you in a movie about your life?
Patrick Stewart was the first name that popped into my head…haha!

13. Do you know how to play poker?
Nope. I love Spades though.

14. What do you carry with you at all times?
The wieght of my conscience.

15. What do you miss most about being a kid?
I’ll tell you what I miss the least. The depression!!! I feel more like a kid now than I ever did back then.

16. Are you happy with your given name?
eh…it doesn’t bother me. Some people think my last name is cool.

17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the internet for one year?
I can not be bought!

18. What color is your bedroom?
It’s some subtle stripey wallpaper shit. Whatever.

19. What was the last song you were listening to?
Right this very second Our Father by Leatherface. Haven’t had Fill Your Boots on in ages. I just left Leatherface on after listening to Dog Disco which I also haven’t listened to in ages.

20. Have you ever been in a play?
Yeah in elementary school.

21. Have you ever been in love?
I think so, yes.

22. Do you talk a lot?
Sometimes. Only if I like someone. I don’t like that many people!

23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
I do now.

24. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
Beggars sometimes, yeah. But STARVING PEOPLE?! That’s just cold!!!

25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Only if I like someone…again.

26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
I don’t technically “know” any of my friends now.

27. What is your ideal marriage location?
Who cares?

28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Guitar. Duh!

29. What is your favorite fabric?
Huh?!

30. Something you love and hate?
Women.

31. What kind of bedding do you use?
The kind out of my closet.

33. What’s the one language you want to learn?
English.

34. How do you eat an apple?
With my teeth.

35. What do you order at a bar?
Soft drinks. I’m not a drunk!

36. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
My ear when I was about 16. And I was fool enough to let my dad do it!!! I tired of that quickly. I got the wash cloth caught on my ear ring in the shower once. It fucking HURT!!!

38. Do you drive stick?
Nah I’m straight.

39. What’s one trait you hate in a person?
Dishonesty.

40. What kind of watch(es) do you have?
A really old calculator watch that doesn’t have a wristband.

41. Most frivolous purchase?
hmm….Star Trek toys I guess. That’s about the only thing I own that serves no purpose.

42. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Only if music counts.

43. What do you cook the best?
Toast.

44. Favorite writing instrument?
My computer. Dur!

45. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
uhh…you tell me?

46. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
No thanks.

47. What’s the one car you will never buy?
Robin Reliant.

48. What kind of books do you like to read?
1984.

49. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Probably waste it all on records, owning a place of my own would be great, and travel travel travel.

52. What’s one thing you’re a sore loser at?
Losing. nah…I don’t know. I try not to be too petty.

53. If you don’t like a person, how do you show it?
Ignore the shit out of them.

54. Do you cry in front of your friends?
That’s teh ghey.

55. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
uhh…quiet, goofy, wierd, insane, scary…

56. What’s one thing you like to do alone?
Sit by myself.

57. Are you a giver or a taker?
Both.

58. When’s the last time you cried?
None of your business!

59. Favorite communication method?
IM sadly enough…

60. How many drinks before you’re tipsy?
Zero.

61. Do you think you’re cute?
Cute enough for an old fart.

62. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
Why would they want to see me neked?!

63. First Name?
John…but it’s really not.

64. Were you named after anyone?
Supposedly after an uncle but I’ve never met him.

65. Do you wish on stars?
Yes I wish to meet Morgan Webb!!

66. Which singer is your favorite?
Right now either Tosh or Joe Nolte.

67. Who are you more like - your mother or your father?
Good God neither I hope!!!!

68. Do you like your handwriting?
It’s shit!!!

69. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Ham I guess…

70. Any bad habits?
Sure!

71. What’s in your CD player right now?
Shatterhand - Planting Seeds, China Drum - Goosefair, ALL - Allroy’s Revenge

72. Do you believe in soul mates?
Possibly.

73. Are you a daredevil?
I decided against self-destruction.

74. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to?
I don’t think so. Trust is everything. But I have broken promises. Everyone has.

75. Do looks matter?
They aren’t everything!

76. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid?
Hah! Seeing as how I’m extremely dyslexic and a bad typist… But I’m not afraid to laugh at myself.

77. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
Now I have Alice Cooper stuck in my head.

78. Are you trendy?
Fuck no!

79. How do you release anger?
Get pissed off.

80. Where are your second homes?
My head.

81. Do you trust others easily?
Not at all. But it was a little freaky how fast Caggy and me clicked.

82. What was your favorite toy as a child?
G.I. Joe.

83. What is your least favorite food?
Fox News.

84. How many wisdom teeth do you have?
None anymore. And I woke up when they were getting pulled! They gassed me unconcious, I was out like a light, then I heard this horrible “crunching” sound. I said “self, something ain’t right here. WAKE UP!!!”. So I forced my way out of the happy gas, blind as fuck from not having my glasses on, tied down to the fucking chair, and see the dentist standing on me with a pair of plyers stuck down my throat. FUN!!!!

85. How many people have a crush on you right now?
Shhhhhh!!!! It’s a secret!!!

86. What do you miss most right now?
Morgan Webb. My satellite has been out for almost three weeks… :(

87. What are you wearing?
Some crazy Taz t-shirt and cutoff army pants.

88. What are you listening to right now?
You already asked that! Horsebox just started.

89. Who is your hero?
Marilyn. She listened to what I had to say last night.

90. Would you die for them?
We haven’t even met!

91. Do you have a best friend?
Two!

92. When is your birthday?
May. 1977. I’m a Snake!

93. Do you like parties and presents?
Never really had a party. I love presents! I get alot of those really. Having a fanzine rocks!!!

94. What is your dream career?
Something to do with music.

95. How long did it take you to complete this survey?
Shit…an hour?! I was talking to Jo through the first half. And she was drunker than shit. It was funny!!

While you’re at it read Angela’s answers to this survey. I’m such a bastard….hahaha!

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