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What a fucking lameass survey!

1.How tall are you?
6′2″…I get the impression already that people are running out of things to ask!

2. Do you own a gun?
No, I’d kill someone if I did!

3. Rehab? Counseling?
Rehab? I’m not a wussy! Counseling? That’s what friends are for!

4. Have you ever killed an animal?
Nope.

5. Are you Irish?
Portugese and German!

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
This is getting boring…

7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?
Who cares?! I don’t like holidays!

8. What is your favorite smell?
Sex.

9. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Orange Juice.

10. Do you do pushups?
Blah.

11. Have you ever done ecstasy?
No. Yawn.

12. Have you been shot?
With what?

13. Have you ever been hospitalized?
Too many times.

14. Do you like painkillers?
Only when absolutely nescessary.

15. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Humor, music, my dorky charm.

16. Do you own a knife?
Of course.

17. Do you have A.D.D?
What was the question??

18. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
Lame.

19.Name Five Drinks You Regularly Drink:
Orange Juice, milk, water…

20. What’s In Your CD Player?
Turtlehead - Bleeding Hearts And Burnouts, Shatterhand - Planting Seeds, ALL - Allroy’s Revenge

21. What’s Under Your Bed?
My guitar case.

22. Current Hair?
Shaved half-inch.

23. What are you wearing?
White T, army shorts. This survey is boring as fuck!!!

24. Current Worry?
That americans are completely apathetic.

25. Current Love?
Descendents - Here With Me

26. Current Hate?
Ignorance.

27. Favorite Place To Be?
Free.

28. Least Favorite Place To Be?
Depression.

29. If You Could Play an Instrument?
I’d probably suck at it.

30. Favorite Colors?
Blue, black…

31. Person(s) From Your Past You Wish You Could be with Right Now?
Don’t ask. You’d better appreciate me filling out this tiredass survey for you Angela!

32. Where Would You Like To Go?
The UK.

33. Where Do you want to live?
Outside of my head.

34. Favorite food?
Sugar.

35. Color of most clothes you own?
Black and white.

36. Number of pillows you sleep with?
Six….who cares???

37. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
Whatever I had on before I fell asleep.

38. what were you doing 12AM last night?
Working on my website. Eating too much sugar.

39. What do you think you’ll be doing in 10 years?
Wondering where the last 10 years went!

41. First piercing/tattoo?
Didn’t I already tell this story? Fuck this survey is lame!!!

42. Last person you yelled at?
uhh…my mom.

43. Latest crush? Current crush?
Isn’t “latest” and “current” one and the same??

44. Last thing you ate?
Vegetable and beef soup.

45. If you could be a pirate, would you?
Aaaaaarg!

46. Do you have an iPod?
Nope. But I wouldn’t make out with it like Marilyn if I did have one! Or would I?

47. When and why did you last vomit?
I have no idea when. Many months. Who cares?

48. What’s in your pockets right now?
Air.

49. What color are your bedroom walls?
Oh just shoot me now! Will this survey ever end?!?

50. Last thing that made you laugh?
Surreptitiously calling Monk Dave a cunt!

*edit from the Newest Industry forum

Name: Rev John
Date: 9/September/2005 16:52:43

So you travel alot there Dave?

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Name: Monk Dave
Date: 9/September/2005 16:48:08

I was joking. I still listen to stuff I listened to 15 years ago. Music is timeless, it’s “emo peer pressure” that gets kids who can’t think for themselves dumping their entire collection for the hot new thing… as for Benny, well he went travelling for a year didn’t he? That means he must have come back with sandals, dreads and a loathesome sense of superiority and “knowledge” after “finding himself” on some beach in Thailand after spending the night on Ecstacy with a bunch of upper class 6th formers, hahahaha… that’s always what happens though, right? We all know someone that “went travelling” and came back a complete cunt!

51. Any pets now?
Two dobermans.

52. Inny or an outty?
I’m going out of my head with these horrible questons!!

53. Do you have any piercings?
YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT!

54. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Oh my god.

55. Have u ever won any awards?
Did U ever learn how to spell?

56. How many TV’s do you have in your house?
Three…so what?

57. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stitches?
No broken bones. Many stitches!

59. If you could pick one person to make out with who would it be?
You’re goddamn nosy.

60. What do you think of the person who posted this before you?
I hate quinnie for posting this lameass survey! These are usually a laugh but this one just pissed me off with boredom.

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