Sick-O-Me
1) What stickers do you have on your car, if any?
Covering your car in stickers is lame.
2) What posters do you have in your room?
umm…Descendents, two Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Bruce Lee, Taxi Driver, Spock, and Bad Brains. I have a bunch of Leatherface posters that need frames first.
3) What do you hear right now?
Descendents - Green
4) If you could drink anything right this second, what would be?
Orange juice…and I think I will!
5) Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My head and my heart.
6) If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
Yeah, probably!
7) What’s your job position called?
Gentleman of leisure.
8) What size ring do you wear?
How the fuck should I know?!
9) Do you own a picture phone?
Nope.
10) What’s your bf/gf birthday?
sigh…
11) What was your high school’s mascot?
I have no fucking clue nor do I even care.
12) What’s your favorite bottled water?
That fancy expensive kind they showed on Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
13) What’s the next concert/show you’re going to and when?
I was just asked this 40 minutes ago…
14) What were you doing at 9 pm last night?
Watching a rerun of Stargate Atlantis.
15) What’s your favorite Starbucks drink?
Even if I liked coffee there’s no way in HELL I’d pay $5 for a cup of it!!!
16) Do you exercise as much as you should?
Probably not.
17) Did you attend your High School prom?
Fucking hell no!
18) Did you go to someone else’s prom?
See above.
19) Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you?
I seriously, seriously, seriously doubt that.
SOME STRANGE QUESTIONS:
Something purple within 5 feet of you:
What???? An ink pen.
The sexiest item of clothing you own:
My chastity belt. It’s an Everlast!
If the Matrix existed, would you want to know?:
Reality isn’t disturbing enough for you?!
How long can you hold your breath underwater?:
I’d guess two minutes.
Favorite Pocky flavor:
What the fuck is “Pocky?”
Your nails were last painted:
Around 1997… Boredom and punk rock….
The weirdest thing you’ve ever heated in the microwave:
My daydreams.
Ever done the Electric Slide?
I have no fucking clue what you’re talking about!
How much Japanese do you know?
More than you…punk anyways…
Sparkly things?
Are covered in glitter.
Ever crash a car, been in accidents?
My neck hurts!
Do you look good in yellow?:
I Don’t Want To Grow Up! Hallraker!
Do you sing?
Daily.
Ever sang in front of a crowd?
Nope…much too shy.
Do you dance?
I have three left feet.
Is your hair long enough to chew on?
Facial hair is.
Least favorite color?
Depression.
Favorite kind of pizza?
Pineapple and pepperoni!
Ever had Dippin’ Dots?
Huh?!
Ever played an instrument?
Yes, badly.
How old were you when you got a cell phone?
32.
How old were you when you got your first car?
16ish…but it never, EVER ran!
How many tickets do you have?
Lots of Leatherface tickets…. HAH!
How long have you been driving?
Negative 48.
How many parking tickets?
Nada.
Do you own your own car?
Can you truly “own” anything?
What kind of car is it?
One that doesn’t work.
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Piss off.
How old were you when you had your First official date?
umm…15?
How old were you when you had your first REAL boyfriend/girlfriend?
In dog years?
Were you in love?
No.
Do you want to get married?
I doubt that.
At what age do you want to get married?
What will it be like when I get old?
Have you ever been married?
Do you know what I think about you?
At what age do you want to have kids?
When hell has frozen over.
How many kids?
What’s with all the marital bullshit now?!
Do you believe in divorce?
It’s not like the easter bunny, dude!
