Sick of feeling cloudy, and not having any clues!
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
More than once I’m sure!
2. Do you close your eyes on rollercoasters?
I’m not a wussy.
3. When’s the last time you’ve been sleigh riding?
42 years.
4.Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Depends on the someone else.
5. Do you believe in Ghosts?
Absolutely. I used to live in a haunted house!
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Somewhat.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Without a doubt.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Vomit!!! You made me picture Angelina Jolie!!!
9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics?
Yes I can.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Nope.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
hmm….I think so?
12. Do you kill bugs that are in the house?
Yep. Bug go squish now!!!
13. Have you ever cheated on a test?
hahaha….waaaaay too many on senior year! And my entire chemistry class got busted one time!!!
14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around..do you go through red lights?
Yeah why not?
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Lots!
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
FUCK. BASEBALL.
17. Have you ever Ice Skated?
Sounds like guaranteed broken bones to me…
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
eh…about a third of the time.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you were crying?
hmm…a couple of weeks I’d guess. Not often enough!!!
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Probably but I can’t be assed to.
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Possibly.
23. Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is?
man…that’s an obscure 50’s reference isn’t it?!
24. Do you always wear your seatbelt?
Yes.
25. What talent do you wish you had?
Photographic memory.
26. Do you like Sushi?
Never had it.
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Several!!
28. What do you wear to bed?
I’ve answered this before…
29. Have you ever been caught stealing?
Thanks! Now I have Jane’s Addiction stuck in my head! Fucker!
30. Does size matter?
All the women hate me at the porno booth.
31. Do you truly hate anyone?
Oh yeah.
32. Rock and Roll or Rap?
Rap is killing rock and roll.
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
It starts with Morgan Webb.
34. Do you have a relative in prison?
Not that I know of but probably.
35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror like your favorite singer?
That’s teh lame.
36. Do you know how to play chess?
Once upon a time I did.
37. What food do you find disgusting?
Seafood.
38. Did you ever play, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours?”
Was I missing out?
39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Yeah, and to their faces!
40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Sure.
41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Several times.
42. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much?
About 8 years.
43. Have you ever walked out on a movie at the theater?
I could just about count all the movies I’ve seen in the theater on two hands. Does walking out for more beer count?
44. Do you ever sit through a bad movie, just to see how bad it can get?
Sometimes, at home.
45. Would you consider yourself obsessed with anything/anyone?
Nah. Obsession is lame.
46. Have you ever met someone famous that you really wanted to meet?
Can’t say that I have.
47. Have you ever been stood up?
Nope. I’m too awesome for that.
48. When’s the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs?
About a month ago. It felt SO FUCKING GOOD!!!
49. Did you ever do something that you didn’t want to, just to fit in?
Probably. I was pretty lame as a teenager.
50. Do you consider yourself “the biggest fan” of something?
Are you talking to me?
