Down and out once again… it never stopped me trying!
1. Sometimes when you’re laying down, do you feel like you’re floating?
Maybe when I’m REALLY tired…
2. Do you feel there is an overuse of antibiotics?
I’d say that’s a safe bet, yes. And then the dumbasses that constantly take antibiotics don’t finish them all thus creating new super-bugs!
3. Do you prefer alfredo or marinara sauce on your pasta?
Marinara.
4. Does your mental state really affect your health/lifespan?
heh…umm… What does it mean when you’re completely batshit insane then?
5. If you found out a family member was gay, would that change your views on homosexual relationships?
Since I’m not homophobic, no. I really don’t care what people do as long as it’s not right in front of me.
6. Do you go to the library often?
Only never. I have teh internet!!
7. When you want to stop chatting with someone on instant messenger, do you make up an excuse as to why you have to sign off?
Dumbasses don’t last long on my friend lists. If I want to go I just say so!
8. Have you ever visited your doctor after seeing a commercial on television about a new drug?
Do you ever pay attention to the SIDE EFFECTS of said “wonder drugs”?!? The cure is worse than the disease!!! FUCK NO!!!! Most people that are on any of that shit just need to get the fuck over themselves anyway. Everyone gets depressed sometimes! WAH!!! Living in an eternally medicated state is worse than hell to me. I’d much rather be able to feel my lows and highs. And not contantly eat junk food that gives me the shits or heartburn or any of that other bullshit.
9. Do you think the Bible is a sexist text?
Watch Penn & Teller: Bullshit! I’m not really anti-religion… But that certainly falls under the category of anti-stupidity! The bible is just one giant contradiction that people cherry pick from anyway. Did I mention that I’m an Ordained Minister? HAH!
10. If you had a perfect relationship and your signifcant other did not want to get married, would you happily live with them for the rest of your life unmarried?
Why the hell not?! I don’t think I ever want to get married anyway. You just get fucked on your taxes and lose everything in a divorce if you’re a guy.
11. Do you think that taxes should be cut completely?
That might sound good in theory but then the mega-rich would truly own the world!
12. Do you prefer to exercise indoors or outdoors?
Since all of my excercise involves yard work….
13. Should teenagers be tried as minors or adults?
Totally depends on the person and circumstances. I know people myage that still act like they’re 12. I know teenagers that are really smart and mature…
14. Would you rather be ignored or insulted?
It’s hard to insult me. I don’t take myself too seriously. I make fun of myself alot! Too many people need to learn that for themselves aready!!! Getting ignored pisses me off.
15. Do you think the new rock music that is being made today is targeted at teenagers, and if so, do you think that adults who listen to it are immature?
umm…basically ALL mainstream music is shit and insulting to the intelligence anymore!!! Anyone over 25 that listens to that bullshit excuse for “creativity” needs to get their head examined… Or maybe an enema?
16. Do you think dark chocolate is bitter, or just very sweet?
Bitter?
17. Do you think there is a family in this country that is NOT dysfunctional?
The “nuclear family” never, ever existed. Again watch Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
18. Do you think you would have a better chance at winning Jeopardy or Survivor?
I would rather be shot in the head with a bb gun repeatedly until my skull cracked before going on ANY “reality” show! Me tooo remtarded fro Jeopardy…
19. Is love an act of peace or courage?
Love as an act? As a feeling? Vague question! Loving someone is pretty courageous though.
20. Do you own a set of chopsticks?
Nope. Never really had authentic chinese either.
21. If you were given a test verbally, but were told to write down the answers, would you fail?
What was the question?
22. If you were in a heated argument with someone, and later found out that you were wrong, would you apologize?
I’d be the first one to tell you that I’m wrong! I’m not that egotistical.
23. Do you have any interest in reading Paris Hilton’s new book?
It might be good to have a copy in the bathroom to wipe my ass with when I run out of toilet paper.
24. Which is more of a chore: Taking care of your body or taking care of your car?
I don’t have a car.
25. When you think about illegal immigrants in the United States, do you only think about Mexicans?
You mean central and south americans! They’re not ALL from Mexico!
26. Do you think Johnny Depp is a talented actor?
I suppose. But that dude is a fucking freak!
27. Do you have a china cabinet in your house?
House?
28. Do you have sensitive teeth?
Totally.
29. Do you wear nothing but Tshirts and Jeans?
Pretty much.
30. Have you ever seen snow in real life?
Yes. You must be from California.
31. Females: If you got divorced, would you change your last name back to your maiden name?
Why don’t men change their names?
32. If you could, would you go to the moon?
I don’t expect too much from honeymoons…
33. Have you ever been entangled in seaweed while swimming in the ocean?
Me no swim.
34. What makes a person worse: being a cheater or being a liar?
Cheating is a form of lying, no?
35. Do you go out with your parents on a regular basis?
Fuck no!
36. Do you feel like you’re a failure?
I’m overflowing with potential.
37. Would you want to silence all the critical people in the world?
Constructive criticism is good! Ignorant motherfuckers, sure!
38. Did you know the alphabet before you went to school?
I doubt that. My parents sucked.
39. Would you rather use napkins or paper towel?
Napkins…what an odd question!
40. Do you tell people to shut up if they interrupt you?
Depends on how good my story is.
41. Do you bite your fingernails?
That’s fucking disgusting!
