I’ve become a self made maniac…
What’s a weird fear you have that no one else probably does?
I kept this question til last and I STILL can’t think of anything! OH!!! I totally have the Cassandra Syndrome! Why must people never believe me…
Is not Jon Stewart great?
Yes indeed! I only started watching The Daily Show last February when I had no internet and way too much time on my hands. I still hadn’t forgiven him for that HORRIBLE mtv talk show back in the early 90’s! But I haven’t had satellite tv for months now. And there’s been so many hilarious disasters for the righties since then…. 
What song are you listening to?
The acoustic version of Bothered by China Drum.
Best face wash/acne fighting product?
I’m not 14 years old!!! And all those products are bullshit anyway. Try SOAP!
How loud do you sneeze?
Pretty loud. I learned on Conan O’Brien the other day that you can do serious damage if you hold a sneeze in. I guess your eyes can pop out or something!
Do you like your handwriting?
I wrote a letter to Caroline yesterday. It looks like it’s written by a 10 year old!
Ugliest color you’ve ever seen?
Ignorance.
Does having matching socks matter to you?
All my socks are white so it’s hard to mismatch them!
If you were in band, what would you call it?
Easy. Insane John.
Last time you were on a plane?
I read “the planet” at first…what does that say about me?!?
Have a digital camera?
Want one!
How big is your TV?
umm…28″?
Have you ever heard of Mystery Science Theater 3000?
MST3K fucking ROOOOOOOOCKED!!!! They ragged on the worst movies. So so so so so very funny!!!
sXe… good or bad?
I don’t do drugs or drink. But calling myself “straight edge” or the more annoying “sXe” seems more like a “look at me I’m better than you” thing. I really don’t care if people like catching a buzz as long as they’re not retarded about it.
Most annoying commercial ever?
Where’s the beef?! And every fucking single commercial since that. They kill more braincells than crack!!!
Lamest pick-up line ever?
This is a myspace survey. If you have a single female friend on here you know the horrors of this place! How about “wanna trade pictures?” or “hey, let’s fuck”.
Dumbest song ever?
Don’t make me pick. I’ll get it stuck in my head and ruin my China Drum. Just turn on any video music channel.
Worst way to die?
Ever heard of the Darwin Awards?
Who’s the funniest comedian?
Conan O’Brien, Craig Ferguson, Louis Black, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Penn & Teller… clever ones!
Do you know HTML?
I practically INVENTED it!!!
What’s the most useless class in school?
English! Like I ever plan on going to England!!!
Best Jones Soda flavor?
What?????
Something you collect?
Music, girlfriends, scars….
Something you’re allergic to?
Ragweed, grass, pollen… springtime kinda sucks!
Something you wish would die?
hmmmm…egotism!
