They call me a fucking MILO!
–Redneck–
1] Do you believe the south will rise again?
Starting a survey off with sexual innuendo…priceless!
2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile?
Me? Drive?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
3] Do you live in a mobile home?
I do actually. But it’s a double wide so I’m double…redneck?
4] Is your car still primer gray?
Such a badly worded question…
5] Do you like country music?
A couple of the early bands were ok. But that new bullshit isn’t even country.
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
No, in the driveway. And SEVEN!!
7] Do you own a cowboy hat?
Fuck no.
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres?
I live on five! Jealoussss!
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
umm…two dogs that are supposed to be here. But that doesn’t include rats, rabbits, turtles, frogs, deer, hawks…
–Goth–
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?
Fuck you.
2] Is most of your clothing dark?
Yes…yes it is.
3] Do you think about death often?
No. I’m not a whiney little teenager anymore.
4] Do you want to die?
I’m going to live forever!
5] Are you a social outcast?
A better question would be “do you give a fuck what anyone thinks about you?” the answer being NO!
6] Are you pale?
I’m quite tanned!
7] Do you like Hot Topic?
TOOOOOOOOOOOTALLY!!!!! Where could I ever find a Ramones t-shirt without Hot Topic????
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies?
I doubt I could even name two.
9] Are you evil?
Depends on whether I like you or not.
–Skater punk–
1] Can you skateboard?
I tried that once when I was about 8 years old in Savannah, GA. We were at some kids house down the street and he asked if I wanted to try his skateboard. I got on, made it about two feet down his driveway, then fell off and slid the rest of the way! Road rash is the AWESOMEST!!! The best part was the next day (with half the skin missing from my leg) we went to the beach. Salt water feels liky hydrochloric acid in an open wound!!! Meeeeeemoriesssss……
2] Do you wear Vans?
Combat boots.
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
Yeah I suppose I do.
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
Many, many times… Drugs, alchohol, rearranging dirty words into signs, starting fires…
5] Do you watch the X-Games?
Fuck no.
6] Do you have any piercings?
My ear. I quit wearing it when i was like 17.
7] Do you like/wear mohawks?
Yes. But I shaved mine off for good when I was 20. That’s too much work for fashion.
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
Pretty much constantly.
9] Have you called someone a poser?
Only the kid from SLC Punk!
–Prep–
1] Do you say the world “like”?
Like, every day!
2] Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?
You could not pay me.
3] Do you pop the collar?
The 70’s are dead. GET OVER IT!!!
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?
I didn’t even know what Hot Topic was before Morgan Webb started making fun of it.
5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cohen?
Who the fuck is Seth Cohen?!
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?
Blowwwww meeee.
7] Do you like pop music?
I like some pop in my punk.
8] Do you want/have a little dog?
Why would I want a dog that just looks like an overgrown rat?!
9] Do you have friends from different cliques?
I have friends from different countries.
–Hippie–
1] Is your hair long?
Shaved.
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
Not since like…5th grade!!! And that’s just because we MADE them!
3] Do you want peace?
You can’t always get what you want.
4] Do you want to save the animals?
PETA is just a bunch of propaganda. READ A BOOK!!!
5] Do you think war is unneccesary?
Almost always. It’s just a device for big business to get bigger and richer off of the pain and suffering of the weak and defenceless.
6] Is love essential in your life?
Music, friends, pets…absolutely.
7] Have you smoked pot?
By the pound!
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?
Classic rock is where punk came from. But “trippy” music is bullshit!
9] Do you wear hemp things?
I ain’t no stinkin’ hippy.
–Gangsta–
1] Do you act ghetto?
Fuck off.
2] Do you wear do-rags?
Fuck off.
3] Do you like hip-hop?
Fuck off.
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
Fuck off.
5] Do you believe he’s alive?
Fuck off.
6] Do you like afros?
I have a jewfro.
7] Have you ever said “Fo Shizzle”?
Fuck off.
8] Do you like to dance?
White people are so lame.
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit:
Fuck off.
–Emo–
1] Do you cry often?
Almost never. I have testicles.
2] Do you wear hoodies?
Yes. Yes I do. But hoodies aren’t “emo”!
3] Do you like soft music?
That’s such a vague question! I love the ghey acoustic rock.
4] Do people not understand you?
On a daily basis. Yet again, nothing to do with “emo”.
5] Do you write your own songs?
In my head. Are you 14 fucking years old?!
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
Only green, purple, and bleached. My hair IS dark!
7] Do you cut your own hair?
Yup.
8] Are you lonely?
How lonely? So lonely?
9] Is Ohio for lovers?
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?!
–Surfer–
1] Do you surf?
Nope, never.
2] Do you wear flip flops all year-round?
I wear sandals…
3] Is your hair shaggy?
It’s quite a feat to have shaved yet shaggy hair!
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
HAH!!! More like I stay up til 6 every morning!
7] do you love the beach?
Not really.
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
If it’s warm and sunny…sure!
9] Do you hate tourists?
Eh…
–Geek–
1] Do you wear glasses?
Only when I want to see.
2] Do you get good grades?
Why did I read that as “food” the first time?!
3] Do you use an inhaler?
Nah I just cough shit up.
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
I always carry a pen and calculator watch!
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
Sorry. I even wash my own clothes.
6] Are you on the computer often?
Only constantly.
7] Do you ever get picked on?
Only as much as I pick on others! It’s the best form of flattery…
8] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
A little…I’m shy around people I don’t know.
9] Do you have braces?
Never. So that makes me an geek-redneck-emo-punk??
