1. Do you like chinese food?
I think it’s better cold and covered in soy sauce. Just like sex.

2. How big is your bed?
Not big enough to keep me from hitting things when I occasionally take swings at people in my dreams. You know what? If you’re laying on your arm at the time… It hurts!!!

3. […]

1. First thing you did this morning?
Wake up to my alarm and think “aaaaagh I don’t want to get up yet!”

2. Last thing you ate?
MMMmmmmm… Grilled cheeeeeeeeeese….

3. What are you looking forward to most in the next 6 months?
I don’t even know right now.

4. What’s annoying you right now?
Pretty much life in general.

5. What’s Worse?
a) […]

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed […]

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has
never cried.

2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family
does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather
roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no
wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo
meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before
you.

3. Rather than […]

1. First thing you did this morning?
Wake up.

2. Last thing you ate?
Some cherry pastry thing.

3. What’s the thing you look forward to most in the next 6 months?
It involves California, good friends, and music!

4.Whats annoying to you right now?
Certain people that CONSTANTLY lie to me!!!!!

5. What’s the worst?
Losing friends to drugs and alcohol.

6. Is there […]

1) Who is the biggest dumbass you know?
ummm….Kali? People think she just plays dumb but she really isn’t. And she REALLY shouldn’t have told me that!!!

2) What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Fried!!!!!

3) What county were you born in?
Modesto.

4) Automatic or Manual?
My mind wanders waaay too easily for a maunal transmission.

5) Does tequila make your […]

1. What do you hear right now?
Penelope Fucking Houston screaming No Martyr!!!

2. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
I can barely say it forwards! That “lmnop” part really confused the hell out of me in kindergarten!!!

3. Do you do drugs?
“Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke! (”I seen him!”) Now that’s […]

what do you check out first when you check someone out?
Her eyes if I’m paying attention. But I can tell everthing I need to know from the back of someone’s head! HAH!

what is the least favorite part of your body?
The injuries.

dolly or loretta?
It costs alot for Dolly to look that cheap!

things you envy from the […]