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Archive for December, 2005

Question?

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

Why do I smell bubble gum?
Do I have a brain tumor?
Am I going crazy?
Did I just black out?
Or am I asleep?
Can you type when you’re asleep?
Maybe it is a tumor.
Annalise isn’t the answer…
They say it’s “the best years of my life”!

love,
Rev. John x1984x

Time Capsule

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

WHAT WERE YOU DOING..

1 MINUTE AGO:
Singing ALL.

1 HOUR AGO:
Watching tv…

1 DAY AGO:
Talking to Betty.

1 YEAR AGO:
Watching MythBusters!

I LOVE:
My friends.

I HATE:
Having to hate.

I Fear:
What tomorrow may bring.

I FEEL:
Lonely.

I HIDE:
Inside my head.

I DRIVE:
Myself crazy.

I MISS:
Somoene that doesn’t miss me.

I NEED:
A vacation.

I KNOW:
My day will come.

I THINK:
Therefore it will.

SHORT ANSWER..

I AM:
Alive.

I WANT:
To live.

I HAVE:
A reason.

I WISH:
For dreams.

I WONDER:
When?

I […]

Even more Chuck Norris!

Monday, December 19th, 2005

1. When Chuck Norris helps you jumpstart your car, remember: beard is positive, fist is negative.

2. Chuck Norris will only have sex with women who agree to do it on his bed of nails. Needless to say, it is the best sex they will ever have.

3. Chuck Norris has the copyright on each one of […]

Icewarm

Sunday, December 18th, 2005

When you go to your page, who are the current 10 people who have commented?? (If someone has commented 2 times or more, skip over them to the next person)

From top to bottom:

1. Caroline
2. Betty
3. Jared
4. Jon
5. Kali
6. Venus
7. Andi
8. Marilyn
9. Emily
10. Julie

Have you ever been in a relationship with No. 3?
umm…he’s a dude! Perhaps […]

ILL IN THE HEAD!

Saturday, December 17th, 2005

1. What does your MySpace quote/headline mean?
“I never wanted to go…all alone…” Kind of speaks for itself, no?

2. Elaborate on your primary photo.
It’s “freedom” with a slash over it… Again, speaks for itself.

3. How many comments do you have?
308…funny people rule!

4. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, t-shirt, flannel…why did I answer this???

5. What is […]

I am the owl!

Friday, December 16th, 2005

1. What is your boyfriend/girlfriends name?
Oblivion.

2. What are you listening to right now?
Plastic Surgery Disasters.

3. What was the last thing you ate?
Punkin pie…and I’m REALLY hungry for a hamburger now after seeing Betty’s answer!

4. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Bored ice blue.

5. How is the weather right now?
Fucking shit… Ice… Fucking […]

The french fries at the A&W taste a little strange…

Friday, December 16th, 2005

1. first off why are you taking this survey?
So in-fucking-credibly bored!

2. who is the most entertaining person on your myspace list?
hmm…that’s a really tough question now. A few weeks ago and this would have been simple… Toss up between Betty, Kali, and Venus.

3. how many ppl do you talk to on your list on a […]

All I need’s a holocaust to make my day complete…

Friday, December 16th, 2005

directions: answer questions open and honestly. preferably while naked or wearing some type of animal printed thong while giving a monkey a reach around and reciting the pledge of allegiance.

1. so, hi there, whats your name?
Rev. John x1984x

2. and your sign would be?
Gemini

3. so that makes your birthday when?
May 24th

4. when i _________________ i kind […]

The Christmas Survey!!!

Sunday, December 11th, 2005

{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Actually…YES! When I was a kid we would go out of town to visit my parent’s creepy druggie friends. They always lived out in the middle of nowhere in really bad parts of town. And […]

Just watch the flames and laugh…

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
Is that some sort of freaky sex act performed while stoned?

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
Are you believing the morning papers?
War is coming back in style
There’s generals here, advisors there
And TERRORISTS nibbling everywhere
The chessboard’s filling up with red
We make more profits when we […]