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1. What does your MySpace quote/headline mean?
“I never wanted to go…all alone…” Kind of speaks for itself, no?

2. Elaborate on your primary photo.
It’s “freedom” with a slash over it… Again, speaks for itself.

3. How many comments do you have?
308…funny people rule!

4. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, t-shirt, flannel…why did I answer this???

5. What is your current problem?
My plans of driving fast and blowing shit up with Betty were ruined by a goddamn ice storm!

6. What are you doing right now?
Still listening to the Dead Kennedys and doing lameass surveys.

7. What item do you love most?
My computer obviously. It keeps me entertained!

8. What makes you most happy?
My friends.

9. Are you musically inclined?
Not at all…wah.

10. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine?
Shoot myself in the head.

11. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
Too many things to choose from… OH! I would have avoided the “death hole” two weeks ago so I could have watched my dad fall into it! HAH!!!

12. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
I’d be a turtle. Would be nice to have that shell to hide in…

13. Ever have a near death experience?
Which story have I not told yet? Car crashes, drowning, major head trauma, falling…

14. Name ONE obvious quality you have?
I’m tall!

15. What’s the name of the song that’s stuck in your head right now?
One-Way Ticket To Pluto since it’s on right now!

16. Are you happy today?
No…no I am not.

17. Who will cut and paste this first?
Probably no one… These surveys were lame!

18. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Tommy Chong…hahahaha!!!

19. Who was your first crush?
Good god…that was about the 3rd grade. I don’t think I even knew her name!

20. Have you ever vandalized someone’s private property?
Yes…yes I have.

21. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
umm…maybe my sister!

22. What is your biggest mistake?
Pushing my best friend away in high school. I’m sure I’ve said this before…

23. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Not conciously… I’m complicated!

24. Say something totally random about you:
I just ate two steak sandwiches!!!

25. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
Jesus and Satan when I had long hair. People are so fucking unimaginative! Oh…and that guy (who’s name escapes me at the moment) that does those stupid parody songs. Again people just said that because I had long hair and glasses!

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