1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?
umm…OH! That beer that had candies floating in it…you know? Skittlebrau?

2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
hahahaha….a HAGFISH! Penis of the sea!

3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
Oh goddamn…

4. What […]

1. ARE YOU OVER 18?
Way.

2. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
I don’t think I really slept. More like thought about everything in my dreams…

3. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP?
“I don’t want to get up… It’s noon ALREADY?!? Why is it so fucking cold?????”

4. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY […]

So I went to the fridge in the “laundry room” a little while ago to get something to eat. And right when I walked through the door back to the kitchen I heard this loud “POP!” and next thing I know I’m about 5 feet away from where I thought I was…. Here’s the back […]

Here’s my drunken “pre-interview” with Driveway Speeding…. Might have a bit of a “you had to be there” thing going on but it cracked me up!

Jeb: John, how you
Jeb: we drunk
x1984x: hahahahahahaha
x1984x: nice picture too (his msn icon)
Jeb: prob not a good time for intervire
x1984x: i’m not quite ready yet anyway
Jeb: Bad spelling
x1984x: was the […]

1. Your name plus “y”:
Johny.

2. Two feelings at the moment?
Cold, and my back hurts.

3. What are you listening to right now?
Culture Shock! (you fucking rock Mike!)

4. A part of a song lyric that’s in your mind:
umm…Twenty Questions…and it’s the first time I’m hearing it so no quotes.

5. Describe where you are right now?
In the kitchen…

6. […]