101 Reasons To Die
1. Hola:
Fuck you.
2.Where are you?
Nowhere…seriously.
3.What day is it?
Technically monday since it’s 12:20am.
4. How are you today?
meh…
5. Do anything interesting yet?:
umm…the most interesting thing I did all day was make a couple of new pictures for my forum.
6. If not, why not?:
I’m incredibly lame…
7. You wish you were?
Only fools and hobos make wishes.
8. Smell?
Yeah…I haven’t taken a bath yet. Sue me!
9. Last thought?
*breeze and tumbleweeds*
10. Song currently playing?
Spermbirds - Your Problem
11. Annoyed?
At life, yes.
12. Last person you talked to?
Kali Jean.
13. Beverage?
Green Tea.
14. Have you ever watched Animal Farm?
I kinda doubt it.
15. If you did, did those pigs freak you out a bit?
blah…
16. What do you think of talking animals. Should they be able to?
Mine do!
17. Would things be better if we had as much intelligence as most other animals?
Since nearly every other species on earth doesn’t destroy it’s only habitat…
18. Do you appreciate stuff or take it for granted?
I learned better than to take things for granted.
19. What do you think is the most taked for granted?
Friendship.
20. What would you do with $1,000,000?
Move to Mars.
21. How about $100,000?
Move to California.
22. And $1.00?
Buy a mars bar.
23. When you see people asking for a dollar or two, what do you give them?
Dirty looks.
24. Have you ever asked strangers for some money?
Sorta. And mostly got said response!
25. What’s the most boringest state to live in?
Tennessee. Or depression if you wanna get fancy.
26. Where do you live?
Tennessee.
27. Like it there?
Hello??? It’s fucking purgatory!
28. Where does the rest of your family live?
Too close.
29. Do you like seeing them for the holidays… or is it more of a “it’s Christmas - I have to” kind of thing?:
I don’t do holidays.
30. What are you putting off right now?
The one paying job I’ve had for nearly a year.
31. Do you have somebody online who just bugs you as soon as they i.m. you?
Since there’s maybe three people I talk to regularly now…
32. Why don’t you just… block them or something?
Can I block you then?
33. Ever met a creep online?
A few!
34. When you see the sluttiest pictures on myspace, do you ever message them telling them to have some class?
hahahaha….that’s a funny idea! Sorta like what Kali said when I got my billionth webcam whore spam here the other day… “tell her to grow teeth from her vagina so she can eat it on both ends fucking slut” HAH!
35. Do your myspace pictures actually LOOK like the real you?
Yes… yes I look EXACTLY like my pictures.
36. What would be the coolest animal to have as a pet?
Orion Slave Girl.
37. What do you think pets are thinking about?
Pet me, feed me, play with me, I wanna lick my ass…
38. What mythological animal would you like to be?
You can call me phoenix since I always rise from the ashes!
39. Which one of those made-up creatures is your favourite?
I just said!
40. Make up an animal and give it a species name:
Octoparrot - “I shouldn’t be *squawk*”
41. What annoys you most?
The pathetically lame excuses that people come up with. It’s insulting to my intelligence!
42. Ever heard the song “Gloomy Sunday”?
Do I care?
43. If you did, which version did you hear?
That was a rhetorical question you know.
44. Did it make you want to kill yourself?
No, I want to kill YOU!
45. Do you think a song could really be the reason to commit suicide?
Have you listened to the radio lately?
46. Know anybody who commited suicide?
Not on purpose.
47. Would you ever?
No. But thinking about it for even a second leaves a sickening feeling.
48. What’s the biggest thing that makes you just wanna die right now?
Life.
49. What offends you most?
Liars, liars, liars.
50. How do you usually (not purposely) offend people?
My humor is sharp as a razor.
51. Love yourself?
Every day.
52. …Physically?:
I am lithe and flirty.
53. If you could change your ____, what would you make it/them look like?
eyes: less blind
hair: less balding
nose: less hairy
mouth: nada
arms & legs: less wussy
hands & feet: nada
tummy: nada
height: nada
weight: nada
54. Do you think people should be skinny to be good looking?
No.
55. Are you shallow?
A little.
56. What’s your favourite ‘type’ of person you’d date?
Funny, cute, good musical taste.
57. Do you ever rewind a song to a specific part over and over and over because the sound of that part is just so good?
No but there’s a few songs that I can leave on repeat for hours.
58. What kind of music do you like?
The kind that moves me.
59. What kind of music do you really not like?
The kind that sucks.
60. What kind of music do your parents like?
Who cares???
61. Do most of your friends like the same music as you do?
Pretty much.
62. Did/do you always get an A or B in English during school?
I did horrible in English. I only speak American!
63. If you did, is it because you can’t stand spelling/grammar mistakes?
Internet me dumb make!
64. When people obsessingly use asterics (****) does it annoy you?
It does now!
65. When your friends tell you to go to a certain site or watch a certain video online, do you do it?
They’re usually funny. Unlike this survey!
66. Do you like those stare-real-close-at-the-screen or turn-up-the-volume things where they eventually scare you at the end?
FOX news?
67. When people say they love ninja turtles… and other stupid things known as “cool” by the scene… do you think they really like them or just say they do to look cute/cool?
I used to watch that shit in jr high/high school. I even saw the lameass movies. Vanilla Ice was in the second one! Good god what were we ever thinking…..
68. Do YOU HONESTLY like Ninja Turtles?
I made that clear already fuckwad.
69. Do you like the “scene” and stuff like that?
Oh fuck off already.
70. What about “emo” and stuff?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_%28music%29
71. Are you a part of it…?
I don’t wear girl pants or mascara.
72. Were you ever in Romeo & Juliet during a school play or something?
This is getting so tedious… I avoided school functions like the plague!
73. Who’s your favourite character from it?
The guy that did the thing… What was his name? Bob!
74. Do you even understand what Shakespeare’s writing?
I already told you I only read American!
75. What are your absolute favourite pairs of socks?
Shoot me.
76. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever worn in public that you thought was cool at the time?
I grew up in the 80’s. Nuff said.
77. Do you like this era/generation/decade?
Eh…
78. Is there another one you wish you could have lived in?
That would require living.
79. What do you think of casual sex?
There’s no such thing.
80. What’s your nationality/race/ethnicity/heritage?
Portugese/German mostly.
81. What do you wish you were (ethnicity-wise)?
I don’t care.
82. Ever been discriminated because of your ethnicity?
It’s tough being a white man this day and age… Was that irony?
83. Do you care about 06/06/06 coming this year?
Seems fitting now that you mention it. Maybe it will even be the day of my high school reunion!
84. Who’s your favourite from Harry Potter?
Fuck off.
85. Who was your favourite from Lord of the Rings?
Same.
86. What could you care less about?
Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars.
87. How much money do you have on you right now?
Maybe two cents.
88. Do you like your I.D.?
I don’t have one!
89. Do you ever change your answers because other people that will read them won’t like them?
I don’t give a fuck.
90. What month did your parents have sex in to have you?
Why would you EVER make someone think about that???
91. If you were to have a kid, what month would you like it born in?
Never.
92. Can you hacky-sack?
Used to in high school. Til someone stole my hacky sack.
93. What does your aim screen name mean (or any if you don’t have aim; and if you don’t have aim shame on you)?
It means…….
94. What’s the most embarassing sn you’ve ever had?
No such thing.
95. Did you even answer the above question?
Unfortunately.
96. Did you use to play on neopets.com?
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
97. If you did… what was your favourite neopet?
I take it back… Don’t shoot me. I’m gonna shoot YOU!
98. Is 101 questions enough for now?
It’s 101 reasons to die.
99. Are you gonna go find another survey?
No… No! NO!!!!
100. Do you appreciate the person that made this?
I just said I’m gonna shoot you.
101. Adios, au revoir, yasu, ciao, aloha, mabuhay:
Oh the symmetry… Started with “fuck you” and I’m gonna end with FUCK YOU!
