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“John was killed by…”

Time for the second installment of random Google fun!!! Step one: search “John was killed by”. Step two: pick out several of the better results. Step three: tell a story with them. Enjoy!

John was killed by the government.
John was killed by the authorities.
John was killed by the terrorists.
John was killed by a team of men associated with both the CIA and organized crime.
John was killed by a professional soldier with a sharp sword, but who knows?
John was killed by having his head removed.
John was killed by a mind controlled person.
John was killed by some lone nut who was just crazy.
John was killed by a single bullet that hit him between the eyes.
John was killed by a Kickapoo raiding party; they left his body riddled with bullet holes and arrows, with his boots cut off and his socks stolen.
John was killed by a bomb.
John was killed by a piematun blast in a well at which his father’s hairs turned white in a few months.
John was killed by his alcoholic father.
John was killed by his mother after he had vomited during a meal.
John was killed by the man and The sandwich.
John was killed by a tennis ball in his youth.
John, was killed by a blow to his head from the hard ball used whilst playing a game of tennis.
John was killed by Mary.
John was killed by kindness.
John was killed by the witchcraft.
John was killed by his friend.
John was killed by friendlies, isn’t that a relief.
John, was killed by a werewolf.
John was killed by severe trauma to his neck/upper chest area.
John was killed by “the Jerk of All Jerks.”
John was killed by this torture only in December, and the persons involved are aware of that.
John was killed by some idiot.
John was killed by a loon.
John was killed by the “bad”.
John was killed by lightning.
John was killed by stabbing.
John was killed ‘by the world’.

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