Why do I daydream?
1. Whats your favourite sandwich filling?
Pretty much anything that had a soul.
2. Do you have any style icons?
umm…I don’t care about fashion.
3. Whats your skin colour?
Somewhere between brown and white.
4. What colours do you like to wear?
Black, white, blue, gray, denim….
5. What do you like most about yourself?
The amazing ability to not shave for weeks on end!
6. What colour eyeshadow do you wear?
Purple really brings out my eyes.
7. What colour are your eyebrows?
Same as the carpet.
8. Do you keep your armpit hair?
I’m a dude.
9. If someone hot asked to see you naked for $200 dollars, would you show them your assets?
Why rent the cow when you can get the milk for free…or something…
10. Whats your cup size (If female)?
164616684653
11. How long is your hair?
Bout an inch… I need a haircut!
12. Which family member do you look like most?
My dogs.
13. How long do you spend in the bathroom?
Long enough to do what I gotta do… Not ALL GODDAMN DAY like some people I know!
14. Do you walk around your house naked?
Can you consider it “naked” with this amount of hair? Am I joking?
15. Do you dance around your bedroom in your underwear?
I don’t dance.
16. What part of girls/guys do you like the least?
The…….. Ego.
17. What part of girls/guys do you like the most?
The funny.
18. What annoys you about girls/guys?
Dishonesty.
20. Describe your figure:
It’s a random set of numbers and letters.
21. Describe your ideal man/woman:
No.
22. Do you like men with beards and goatees?
I’ve had a stash since I was 15, goatee since I was 16, I’m up to the full blown hillbilly beard now.
23. Do you like guys who are small in *that* department?
I don’t like guys, period.
24. What would be one of the things important to you in a relationship?
My nose makes it’s own bubblegum.
25. How do you rate virginity?
The complete lack of sexual intercourse.
26. Are looks important?
Yes.
27. Would you do topless modelling?
It must be some freaky-ass magazine if you’re asking someone like ME!
28. Would you get your nipples pierced?
Fucking. Hell. No.
29. Whats the best word to use, sleep with shag fuck sex make love:
I’m quite fond of coitus.
30. What is your most sexiest feature:
My mind.
31. What is your least sexiest feature:
My mind.
The Stupid Ones
32. Are you looking for a partner right now?
meh…
33. So you dont have a crush on anybody?
That’s right… I pulled a Jesus!
34. What celebrities do you think are hot?
Morgan Webb, Lauren Graham, Kathy Rogers, the redheaded girl on MythBusters, Claire from SFU…
35. If you could look like any celebrity, whom would you look like?
I really don’t care.
36. Green apples or red apples?
RED!
37. Lights on or off?
Afternoon.
38. What time do you go to sleep?
When I finally nod off.
39. What TV do you watch on Fridays?
They ain’t jack shit on fridays.
40. Are you still friends with everyone at school if you have left?
Not a single one!
41. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Balls.
42. What annoys your friends about you?
I dunno…
43. How high do you play your stereo?
Too loud.
44. What colour are your curtains?
White.
45. What make mascara do you use?
I’m no girl-pants wearing emofag.
46. Where do you buy your clothes?
umm…the place that sells stuff.
47. What are you thinking right now?
ALL.
48. Are you on speaking terms with your parents?
blah…
49. Do you like children?
Only if they’re not mine.
50. Has your love life been good or bad?
The word “trainwreck” comes to mind.
51 What was the last alcohol you drank?
I have no fucking clue. That was over 7 and a half years ago.
52. Are you scared of commitment?
Straight jackets aren’t as comfortable as they look.
53. Do you want a serious relationship?
Define “serious”.
54. Are your parents religious?
Who cares?
Music
55. Name all your favourite songs from 2 of your favourite bands:
Dude…that would take an hour!
56. What band could you NEVER stop listening to?
The Descendents/ALL.
57. What band/singer have you been listening to for years?
The above.
58. What CDs are you going to get next?
Whatever promos I get in the mail.
59. Describe your music taste?
Punk.
60. What was your music taste like four or five years ago?
The same as right now.
61. What singer would you most love to look like, or sound like?
I could say something like the Fat Elvis… But I’m from the south. There’s already herds of those!
62. If you were in a band, what position would you take on (lets just say you CAN play some instruments if you cant)?
Geetar/vocals.
63. What kind of music would you play?
The good kind.
64. What bands would be your inspirations?
The good kind.
65. You can take 6 musicians for your band who would you pick?
66. What band that you listen to now, can you see yourself getting sick of soon?
I really don’t know… I’m schizophrenic.
67. What would your music videos be like?
Fuck that shit.
68. What movie has the best soundtrack?
Taxi Driver…hah!
69. Besides CDs, do you still keep tapes (and what ones)?
Not if I can help it. Tapes suck!
70. Do you have any mixed albums?
Nope.
71. Do you listen to 80s music (if so, what bands/singers)?
I listen to music FROM the 80s!
More Random Questions
72. List the stuff you hate, it can be anything:
I’m so not in the mood for this.
73. List the stuff you love, it can be anything:
Laughing, imagination, friends, musit…
74. Has your family ever walked in on you while you were naked/in your underwear?
Yes… my entire extended family has walked in on me.
75. Have you ever been sprayed with sewage?
I’ve been sprayed with worse, I’m sure.
76. Whats your BEST facial feature?
My beard makes people jealous.
77. Whats your WORST facial feature?
Everythig under the beard.
78. Whats your favourite desert?
I’m pretty fond of all things sugar.
79. What was your last most hilarious thought?
“John was killed by…”
80. Whats your favourite word?
Does anyone NOT answer “fuck”?!
Dreams & Nightmares
81. Have you ever dreamt of sex with someone you know?
Good question…
82. Do you have a lot of nightmares?
Nope.
83. What do you dream about in general?
Crazy shit.
84. When you dream about friends what are you doing?
umm…I don’t often dream about real people.
85. What did you last dream about?
I don’t think I’ve dreamed at all the past three nights. But the last thing I remember had dead bodies and zombies. With people I knew. Was kinda fucked up.
86. What was your last nightmare?
Just said…
87. What have been your most interesting dream?
When I was a kid… I dreamed of Pinhead. This was before Hellraiser ever came out!
88. Have any of your dreams ever come true?
Only the bad ones.
