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10 LAYERS OF YOU

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Dead Man Walking
Birth date: May 24th 1977
Birth place: Modesto, CA
Hometown: There’s no place I’d call “home”.
Current Location: Purgatory, TN
Eye Color: Brown to the point of being black.
Hair Color: Brown.
Righty or Lefty: Righty.
Zodiac Sign: Gemini - The Twins.

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Mostly Portugese with some German and god knows what else.
What Shoes Did You Wear Today: Nada.
Your weakness: Insane women.
Your fears: Fuck you for asking.
Your perfect pizza: Pineapple and pepperoni.

LAYER THREE:
Your thoughts first waking up: “I so adore how my dreams torture me.”
Your best physical feature: Why answer when it doesn’t mean a goddamn thing?
Your bedtime: Whenever I finally fall asleep. Around 7am lately.
Your most missed memory: Gabe/Marilyn about 3 months into knowing her.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
McDonald’s or Burger King: Burger King.
Adidas or Nike: Slave labor.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Green Tea.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or coffee: No thanks.

LAYER FIVE:
Smoke: Hell no.
Swear: Like a drunk German sailor!
Like Being Single: I like being wanted.
Take a shower: Daily. I ain’t no stinkin’ hippy.
Have a crush(es): Fuck no.
Think you’ve been in love: Like Angela said… I wish I wish I wish I could say no…
Like(d) high school: I fucking hated it. But it was a little weird being just about the only punk surrounded by redneck hicks when “punk” broke.
Want to get married: No.
Do you believe in yourself?: I’m the only person I believe in.
Get motion sickness: Perhaps on boats.
Think you’re a health freak: I’m not particularly self-destructive but I’m not a health freak either.
Get along with your parents: They can burn in hell.

LAYER SIX:
Drank alcohol: Used to…unfortunately.
Gone on a date: Yeah.
Gone to the mall: Yeah and I grew to hate it quickly.
Been on stage: Yeah more than once. But not for anything special.
Eaten Sushi: Disgusting thought!
Gone skating: Sorta… I was always to gawky and awkward for that.
Gone skinny dipping: I sink like a stone so, no.

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Not that I recall.

LAYER EIGHT:
Age you hope to be married: meh.
Numbers of Children: NONE!
Describe your dream wedding: meh.

LAYER NINE: (for opposite sex)
Best eye color?: Depends on the girl.
Best hair color?: Depends on the girl.
Short or long hair: Depends on the girl.
Height: It would be tough finding a 6′3″ tall girl but it still depends!
type of clothing: You know what I’m gonna say by now…

LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of CD’s: Around 500 I guess.
Number of piercings: Only one in my ear that I grew sick of quickly.
Number of tattoos: None, never.
Number of times been on T.V: I think I was when we had a walkout when they started making us wear uniforms at PUBLIC school!
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: None that I know of but I get mentioned on websites kinda often now.
Number of scars on my body: About a billion… Even more on the inside!
Number of big things in my past that I regret: Regrets don’t change the past or the future.

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