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Neurosis Theatre: Emo SUCKS! edition

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

x1984x May 25, 2006 2:30 PM

PFR Dork May 25, 2006 3:02 PM

Yay panic at the disco!!! Not sure I get the context of Peppermint Patty though…

x1984x May 25, 2006 3:09 PM

Does this help?

PFR Dork May 25, 2006 3:10 PM

Not particularly. Your pictograms make no sense…I need the Rosetta Stone to interpret your meaning…

x1984x May […]

Chuck Norris Returns!

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Chuck Norris’ first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. However, do not try to square Chuck Norris - the result is death.

Chuck Norris’ testicles do not produce sperm. They produce […]

My Best Friend

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

i think my head will explode
my throat is full of glass
my worst nightmare just came true
the cancer started 6 months ago
she did nothing to help
i knew what was happening
she murdered you with criminal neglect
that fucking bitch
SHE MURDERED MY SON!
i had to watch you wither away
for two long weeks
away to nothing
I HAD TO WATCH YOU DIE!
i’m […]

“John was killed by…”

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

Time for the second installment of random Google fun!!! Step one: search “John was killed by”. Step two: pick out several of the better results. Step three: tell a story with them. Enjoy!

John was killed by the government.
John was killed by the authorities.
John was killed by the terrorists.
John was killed by a team of men […]

Question?

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

Why do I smell bubble gum?
Do I have a brain tumor?
Am I going crazy?
Did I just black out?
Or am I asleep?
Can you type when you’re asleep?
Maybe it is a tumor.
Annalise isn’t the answer…
They say it’s “the best years of my life”!

love,
Rev. John x1984x

Even more Chuck Norris!

Monday, December 19th, 2005

1. When Chuck Norris helps you jumpstart your car, remember: beard is positive, fist is negative.

2. Chuck Norris will only have sex with women who agree to do it on his bed of nails. Needless to say, it is the best sex they will ever have.

3. Chuck Norris has the copyright on each one of […]

I almost died!

Tuesday, December 6th, 2005

So I went to the fridge in the “laundry room” a little while ago to get something to eat. And right when I walked through the door back to the kitchen I heard this loud “POP!” and next thing I know I’m about 5 feet away from where I thought I was…. Here’s the back […]

More Chuck Norris!

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed […]

Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts!

Sunday, November 13th, 2005

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has
never cried.

2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family
does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather
roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no
wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo
meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before
you.

3. Rather than […]

Here’s what I think about baseball…

Sunday, October 16th, 2005