what do you check out first when you check someone out?
Her eyes if I’m paying attention. But I can tell everthing I need to know from the back of someone’s head! HAH!

what is the least favorite part of your body?
The injuries.

dolly or loretta?
It costs alot for Dolly to look that cheap!

things you envy from the […]

What’s a weird fear you have that no one else probably does?
I kept this question til last and I STILL can’t think of anything! OH!!! I totally have the Cassandra Syndrome! Why must people never believe me…

Is not Jon Stewart great?
Yes indeed! I only started watching The Daily Show last February when I had no […]

–Redneck–
1] Do you believe the south will rise again?
Starting a survey off with sexual innuendo…priceless!

2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile?
Me? Drive?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

3] Do you live in a mobile home?
I do actually. But it’s a double wide so I’m double…redneck?

4] Is your car still primer gray?
Such a badly worded question…

5] Do you like country […]

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
geez…which one to pick? When I was about 17 I was helping my drunken idiot father build some little speaker boxes for his car. He says “Here hold this while I put in a screw”. Then starts pushing on the drill right BEFORE he pull the […]

1. FIRST NAME:
Farcus

2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
Right now having been asked this question for the 15th time.

3. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?
It’s pronounced “underpants navy”!

4. WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER?
Listerine…good random question.

5. ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
This question is gay. Stop asking shit […]

{1}when was the last time you peed your pants:
Does a catheter count?

{2}most embarrasing celebrity you were ever in love with:
William Shatner.

{3}oddest music group/singer you like:
Wat Tyler is pretty odd.

{4}have you ever eaten glue (if yes, when):
Now I wanna sniff some glue, now I wanna have something to do. All the kids wanna sniff some glue, […]

1. Sometimes when you’re laying down, do you feel like you’re floating?
Maybe when I’m REALLY tired…

2. Do you feel there is an overuse of antibiotics?
I’d say that’s a safe bet, yes. And then the dumbasses that constantly take antibiotics don’t finish them all thus creating new super-bugs!

3. Do you prefer alfredo or marinara sauce on […]

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
More than once I’m sure!

2. Do you close your eyes on rollercoasters?
I’m not a wussy.

3. When’s the last time you’ve been sleigh riding?
42 years.

4.Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Depends on the someone else.

5. Do you believe in Ghosts?
Absolutely. I used to live in a […]

1) Use band/Artist names spell your name:

J- Jawbreaker
O- One Leaf
H- Hooton 3 Car
N- No Choice

2) Have you ever had a song written about you?
This is my doghouse!

3) What song makes you cry?
Totally depends on the circumstances man.

4) What song(s) makes you happy?
Could be the same ones as question three. I’m schizophrenic!

5) What do you like […]

1) What stickers do you have on your car, if any?
Covering your car in stickers is lame.

2) What posters do you have in your room?
umm…Descendents, two Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Bruce Lee, Taxi Driver, Spock, and Bad Brains. I have a bunch of Leatherface posters that need frames first.

3) What do you hear right now?
Descendents […]