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Neurosis Theatre: Emo SUCKS! edition

x1984x — Thu, 25 May 2006 17:19:39 +0000

x1984x May 25, 2006 2:30 PM

PFR Dork May 25, 2006 3:02 PM

Yay panic at the disco!!! Not sure I get the context of Peppermint Patty though…

x1984x May 25, 2006 3:09 PM

Does this help?

PFR Dork May 25, 2006 3:10 PM

Not particularly. Your pictograms make no sense…I need the Rosetta Stone to interpret your meaning…

x1984x May 25, 2006 3:24 PM

Here you go!!!

If you look closely at the bottom it clearly reads:
“Emo sucks and Angela Green is in love with a sexually ambiguous 18 year old.”

PFR Dork May 25, 2006 3:30 PM

I love you too.

Kisses.

x1984x May 25, 2006 3:55 PM

Wait… Wait… There’s still more lines on the parchment:
“…sexually ambiguous 18 year old WITH PEPPERMINT PATTY HAIR!”

PFR Dork May 25, 2006 4:00 PM

Sexually ambiguous he may be, but he’s got more money than you and I will ever see.

And big, lucious lips…

MMM Yummy gayboy.

x1984x May 25, 2006 4:17 PM

Oh. OH! OH!! It’s all beginning to make sense…
You’re just jealous of him! And his giant Angelina Jolie lips!!!

MacCollFan: FUCK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
johnx1984x: hahahahahahaha
MacCollFan: Spit my water out.

PFR Dork May 25, 2006 4:19 PM

Why would I be jealous??? He totally wants me.

PFR Dork May 25, 2006 4:21 PM

Don’t make me put a Panic! at the Disco song on my profile. Everytime you come see it, you’ll have to listen to my gay BF singing to me….

x1984x May 25, 2006 4:32 PM

PFR Dork May 25, 2006 4:33 PM

I bow down to that. You are the winner.

That is the most awesome comment EVER.

x1984x May 25, 2006 4:38 PM

I WIN!

(16:59:55) johnx1984x: is it safe to blog now?
(17:00:20) MacCollFan: Totally.
(17:00:24) MacCollFan: You are the winner.
(17:00:28) johnx1984x: hahahahaha
(17:00:31) MacCollFan: I bow down to you, oh king of the comments.
(17:00:41) johnx1984x: i learned from the best

p.s. Surveys Are Boring

x1984x — Tue, 23 May 2006 04:54:40 +0000

1) How old do you wish you were? Anything between 18 and 27 would be great for me now. Since I'll be just 12 months away from THIRTY tomorrow!!! 2) Where were you when 9/11 happened? All comfy asleep in my warm bed. Then my mom practically busted the door down and told me to turn the tv [...]

Imaginary War

x1984x — Sat, 20 May 2006 04:18:40 +0000

Are chores for bores? No...surveys are for bores! Can you hold your own in a fight? "I'd start swinging instead of holding my junk." HAHAHAHAHA!!! Is Tarantino a cinematic genius or a crude, derivative schlockmeister? Dude is kind of creepy! But he's done some good movies... Why didn't I say something clever?! Did your parents never allow friends round after school? Friends?? SCHOOL?!? [...]

Fantastic Planet

x1984x — Sat, 06 May 2006 02:51:58 +0000

Using my media player shuffle, I came up with these: Opening credits: Right About You - Doctor Bison (interesting) Waking up: Skin Deep - Frankie Stubbs (hmm...) Average day: Little White God - Leatherface (HAH!) First date: It's Just An Excuse - Spermbirds (....for what?) Falling in love: Apathy Is A Greater Threat To Democracy Than Terrorism Ever Was - [...]

Same song, different tune!

x1984x — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:27:11 +0000

Ok...so this survey was incredibly boring and repetitive!!! But all the (MIA) questions gave me an idea... Answer all in song titles! It took forever but it was kind of fun. Try it if you dare!!! And you can't use the same songs twice. 1. Second grade teacher's name: Descendents - Mr. Bass 2. Last person you kissed: Feederz [...]

onerous

x1984x — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:00:53 +0000

YOU CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD!!! NO EXPLANATIONS One Word Survey: 1. Yourself: living-dead 2. Your Lover: non-existant 3. Your Hair: short 4. Your Mother: murderer 5. Your Father: drunk 6. Your Favorite Item: computer 7. Your Dream Last Night: ghosts 8. Your Favorite Drink: greentea 9. Your Dream Home: California 10. The Room You Are In: kitchen 11. Your Pet: cancerfied 12. Who You Are Now: nothing 13. [...]

The Onion

x1984x — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:50:54 +0000

10 LAYERS OF YOU LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE Name: Dead Man Walking Birth date: May 24th 1977 Birth place: Modesto, CA Hometown: There's no place I'd call "home". Current Location: Purgatory, TN Eye Color: Brown to the point of being black. Hair Color: Brown. Righty or Lefty: Righty. Zodiac Sign: Gemini - The Twins. LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE Your heritage: Mostly Portugese with some German [...]

Alice Cooper is always chasing rainbows.

x1984x — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 23:27:00 +0000

RED 1. Are you currently mad at someone? Many, many someone's. 2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? Me. It's hard to piss me off. And putting in the effort is a bad idea. 3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? Absolutely. 4. Does your face turn red when you're angry? I doubt it. But I do get a nice [...]

Night Of The Living Surveys!

x1984x — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 04:33:10 +0000

Here's how it works....There are 13 questions that you have to fill out about the THIRD person on your top 8. This is just to see if you know this person as well as you think! So start answering! 1) Name: Angela Greene (but she prefers ANGIE!) 2) Age: 28 3) Are they single? nope 4) How long have [...]

There’s nothing left inside of me…

x1984x — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 19:32:58 +0000

Finish the sentence: My ex is: Universally...evil. Maybe I should: Give up for good. I love: Music...the only thing that never lets me down. I don't understand: How americans don't understand english. I lose: My mind...chronically. And it sucks. People say I'm: Wierd...they be right. Love is: A disease. Somewhere, someone is: Thinking bad thoughts about me. I will always: Be myself and anyone that doesn't like it can piss off. Forever seems: An impossibility. I [...]